swank to the max.
OMFG THIS WAS TWO YEARS AGO
I got momentarily upset that that dress doesn’t fit me anymore, but then I remembered it never actually fit me properly and I was so sucked into a pair of spanx that night that I nearly died. Fuq spanx.
Excuse me for sharing my nostalgia with you, I just rly like my fat arm and my penguin boy.
OMFG THIS WAS TWO YEARS AGO I got momentarily upset that that dress doesn’t fit me anymore, but then I remembered it...