SIMPLE TIPS TO OBESE YR LIFESTYLE
- DIP EVERYTHING IN MAYONNAISE OR RANCH OR JUST EVERYTHING
- GET A CHOCOLATE SHAKE INSTEAD OF THAT COKE
- INSTEAD OF EXERCISING TRY BAKING A CAKE
- WEAR CROP TOPS FOR ULTIMATE BELLY FLOPS
- EAT A BURGER OFF YOUR BARE GUT
- BURN YOUR CONTROL PANTIES

oooh, I really like no. 4.