Fat floral flamingo (why did I kick my leg like that?) outfit of the day!
This is only special because I’ve had that cardi for about three years and never wore it because (as illustrated above) it does a piss poor job of containing my beefy arms.
Fuq it, I’ve already received a number of compliments today, and it’s like I’ve got a new piece of clothing! Except it was really just sitting in the back of my closet and the only reason I put it on was because I literally had nothing else clean to wear to work :3